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Pura din guzar gya koi Message nahi keeta.KANJOOSA



Mardon ki Purani Aadat

“Female” mein “male” aata hai

“She” mein “he” aata hai

“Women” mein “men” aata hai

Why?..

Because,

Mardon ki purani aadat hai aurton mein ghusne ki.



Haji Sahab Ka Beta Us K Pas Aya or Pocha

Haji Sahab Ka Beta Us K Pas Aya or Pocha:
Abba Me Paros Ki Larki K Sath Date Pe Ja Rha Hn,
Jaiz Hy?

Haji Sb: Nai

Beta: Q?

Haji: Ye Raz Apni Maa Ko Na Btana,
Wo Lrki Teri Behn Hy,
Mera Uski Maa K Sath Chaker Tha

Agle Din Bete Ne 2sri Prosan Ka
Or 3sry Din 3rd Prosan Ka Pocha

To Hr Bar Haji Ka Chakr Nikla

Tang A K Beta Maa K Pas Gea or
Rote Howe Sari Bat Btai

Maa Ne Bete Ko Piyar Kia
Or Boli: Ja Beta
Sb Se Date Maar,
Tu Kon sa Haji sahab ka beta hy.



Pathan Doctor Ko Maar Raha Tha

Pathan Doctor Ko Maar raha Tha.
Logon Ne Puchha isey Q Maar rahy ho?
Pathan Bola.
itna Garmi mein Zalim Ka Bacha Kehta hy,
Paani Ubal Kar Piyo.





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