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Category: Urdu Funny SMS

School ka Toilet b Ajeeb hy

School ka Toilet b Ajeeb hy
Pappu ko Qabz b shadeed hy
Toilet me na to light hy,
Pappu ki halat tight hy,
Bhens bari ya Aqal bari,
Pappu ki pant me Nikal pari.

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Sham Ko Koi Fruit Leke A jy

Subah Se Ise Intzar Me Bemar Pary Hein
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“”FARAZ”"
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K Sham Ko Koi Fruit Leke A jy

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Kitne Patle Hain

Aik Aadmi Doctor kay paas gaya aur us se kaha Doctor sahab mujhe PATLAY motion hain.
Doctor: Kitne Patle Hain????
Patient: Buhat Patle Hain.
Doctor: Phir Bhi Kitne Patle???????
Patient: Itne Patle Motion Hain kay app KULLI bhi kar sakte hain!!

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What happend to ur mobile

what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.



Osama Killed Finally

2003:
Osama killed in Afghanistan territory.
2005:
Osama killed, finally.
2012:
Obama announces; Osama killed.
What’s next ??..
2016 ??
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Baksh do yaar.
Itni baar tou Star Plus walay bhi nahi marty.

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love sms in urdu for girlfriend

love sms in urdu for girlfriend will help uou express your love in romantic way

Pyar Kya hai?

P: Phone Karo = Paise ki barbadi

Y: Yaad Karo = Dimag ko tension

A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat dekho

R: Rona Dhona Saho = Kabhimat hanso

To tension mat lo yaar, Mat karo Pyar,
Sirf Line Maro Yaar :)

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chikni chameli song sms jokes

Dad (caught his son watchng ‘chikni chameli song’)-
“Padh le beta!
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chameli toh Exam ke baad bhi chikni rahegi !!
(chikni chameli song sms jokes)

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Bulbulay

          *BULBULAY*

Nabeel:o maa ji bahr aen zra

Momo:kya baat hai puttr hum andr wo kr rhe thay

Nabeel:wo kya maa ji

Momo:wo jo late kr krte hain beta Rafique

Nabeel:o maa ji nabeel

Momo:nai nabeel nai wo jis se sukoon milta hai

Nabeel:Mehmood Saaab

Mehmood:nai nabeel tum ghlt smjh rhe ho hum tau araam se lete hue thay

Momo:han han yaad a gya hum andr araam kr rhe thay beta Ejaz

Nabeel:ouffff

Sms By: jassim

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