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Law Of Answering In Examination

The Law Says:
“If You Can’t Convince Them, Then At-least Confuse Them.”

Do You Know Which Law It Is?

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The Law Is

“Law Of Answering In Examination”

How Do you Know

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, Potatos cost 3/- kg, What is my age?

Student: 32 years

Teacher: How Do you Know?

Student: My Sister is 16 years old and she is half mad???

I asked My Heart

My Nights r going SleepLess,
My Days r going UseLes,
I hv becom SpeachLess,
So,
I asked My Heart;
is it Love?
Heart replied

“Na Putr Paper a gaye ne..”

Ek Student Dusre Se

Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein . . .

Class ki har ladki

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..

At ur age

Teacher : U failure !

At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class

Student : Mind u, Sir,

but at ur age hitler commited suicide

A Student Wrote a Letter to His Father From Hostel

A student wrote a letter to his father from hostel:

Dear Dad..
No money, no fun!
Your son.
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His father replied:
So sad, very bad!
Your Dad.

School vs College

*School vs college *

*School=pencil,rubber,sharpner, scale.
*colg:Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua,

*School:class me enter h0ny se phly Ma’am may i come.
*col:bina btae he mobile kan se lga k cls se bhr:p

*School:bag me hr sbjct ki buk & copy.
*col:yar aik paper to phar k dae:D

*School:clas tst me star.
*col:Full mOOn hi naseeb h0ta hy yar

*schol=dost mje wo wali clas.felow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok
*colg=jigr bachi chek kr, dusra  oye shram kr bhabi hai teri

Wondrful school days  nd
LOVELY college  LIFE.
Dedicated specially to my  Schol & college frndz

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