The Law Says:
“If You Can’t Convince Them, Then At-least Confuse Them.”

Do You Know Which Law It Is?

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The Law Is

“Law Of Answering In Examination”

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, Potatos cost 3/- kg, What is my age?

Student: 32 years

Teacher: How Do you Know?

Student: My Sister is 16 years old and she is half mad???

My Nights r going SleepLess,
My Days r going UseLes,
I hv becom SpeachLess,
So,
I asked My Heart;
is it Love?
Heart replied

“Na Putr Paper a gaye ne..”

Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein . . .

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..

Teacher : U failure !

At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class

Student : Mind u, Sir,

but at ur age hitler commited suicide

A student wrote a letter to his father from hostel:

Dear Dad..
No money, no fun!
Your son.
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His father replied:
So sad, very bad!
Your Dad.

*School vs college *

*School=pencil,rubber,sharpner, scale.
*colg:Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua,

*School:class me enter h0ny se phly Ma’am may i come.
*col:bina btae he mobile kan se lga k cls se bhr:p

*School:bag me hr sbjct ki buk & copy.
*col:yar aik paper to phar k dae:D

*School:clas tst me star.
*col:Full mOOn hi naseeb h0ta hy yar

*schol=dost mje wo wali clas.felow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok
*colg=jigr bachi chek kr, dusra  oye shram kr bhabi hai teri

Wondrful school days  nd
LOVELY college  LIFE.
Dedicated specially to my  Schol & college frndz

Miss:
samundar Me Nimbu Ka Darakht Ho To Tm Kse nimbu Toro ge?

Student:
Chiriya Ban ke.
Miss:
Insan Ko Chiriya Teri Maa Banae gi?
Student:
Toh Samundar Me Darakht Tera Baap Lagae ga?

Teacher:
tell me the names of all planets.

Student:
venus earth mars.

Teachr:
Aur sunao.

Student:
Bilkul theek thak aap sunao:

Smallest Leave Appliction By a KG Boy
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Dear Sir,
Me nai aunga,
Nai aunga,
Nai aunga,
Thank u, bas nai aunga.

Roz
rotay huay kehti hay jawani mujh ko .
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Ek degree ki khatir mujhay barbaad na kar .
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dedicated to all bechary students

Teacher:
Tumhary abbu kaya karty hain?
Student.
Miss pata nahi hum jaldi so jatay hain.
(-,-)/
<)’(
_/ \_Geo ..   Masom0????

¤ GooD NighT.

Aasman hai khula khula sitaray hain iss k makeen,
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Meri chutiyan khatam ho gayeen,
mujhe nahi aa raha yakeen.

Ek bacha roz apne Maths teacher ko phone lagata hai
Sir ki wife:
Kitni baar kaha wo mar gaye hain
Baar baar phone Q karte ho?
Bacha:
Sun k acha lagta hai: