Law Of Answering In Examination
The Law Says:
“If You Can’t Convince Them, Then At-least Confuse Them.”
Do You Know Which Law It Is?
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The Law Is
“Law Of Answering In Examination”
The Law Says:
“If You Can’t Convince Them, Then At-least Confuse Them.”
Do You Know Which Law It Is?
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The Law Is
“Law Of Answering In Examination”
Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, Potatos cost 3/- kg, What is my age?
Student: 32 years
Teacher: How Do you Know?
Student: My Sister is 16 years old and she is half mad???
My Nights r going SleepLess,
My Days r going UseLes,
I hv becom SpeachLess,
So,
I asked My Heart;
is it Love?
Heart replied
“Na Putr Paper a gaye ne..”
Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein . . .
Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
A student wrote a letter to his father from hostel:
Dear Dad..
No money, no fun!
Your son.
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His father replied:
So sad, very bad!
Your Dad.
*School vs college *
*School=pencil,rubber,sharpner, scale.
*colg:Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua,
*School:class me enter h0ny se phly Ma’am may i come.
*col:bina btae he mobile kan se lga k cls se bhr:p
*School:bag me hr sbjct ki buk & copy.
*col:yar aik paper to phar k dae:D
*School:clas tst me star.
*col:Full mOOn hi naseeb h0ta hy yar
*schol=dost mje wo wali clas.felow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok
*colg=jigr bachi chek kr, dusra oye shram kr bhabi hai teri
Wondrful school days nd
LOVELY college LIFE.
Dedicated specially to my Schol & college frndz