Following are some famous Rajnikanth jokes. These latest Rajnikanth jokes 2013 proded here are just for Fun please don’t take them seriously.

Newton gave us just the three dumb laws of motion. Rajinikanth has already given us 33,945 laws of commotion and the count is far from completed. - by John Cena D-X

1. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.

2. Rajinikanth is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.- by John Cena D-X

3. Raincoats were developed to prevent raindrops from getting electrocuted on coming within 100 metres of Rajinikanth. (Gap10 fans, excuse) - by John Cena D-X

4. Thousands of years ago Rajinikanth came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its descendents now have white hair. - by John Cena D-X

5. The movie ‘300′ was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was originally named ‘1′. - by John Cena D-X

6. We face earthquakes only when Rajnikanth plays skipping. - by Sushil

7. Once Rajnikanth was on Hot Seat of KBC and Computer needed Lifeline to Choose the question. - by Manish

8. Once Rajni was having sex in a Fiat . A sperm escaped and entered the engine of the car …that car is now called Ferrari. – by Agn

9. If Rajinikanth’s PC hangs, its time for the next Windows release by Microsoft. - by Harkirat

10. Rajnikanth gargles with Frag Grenads. - by Pratik Raval

11. There used to be a street named after Rajnikanth, but it was changed because nobody crosses Rajnikanth and lives.– by Pratik Raval

12. Rajnikanth was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn’t make any sense. – by Pratik Raval

13. Rajnikanth can run you over with a parked car. – by Pratik Raval

14. Rajnikanth can whistle in five different languages, including sign language - by Pratik Raval

15. Rajnikanth can sneeze with his eyes open. - by Pratik Raval

16. Once, Rajnikanth told Nike to ‘just do it…’ and it did. - by Pratik Raval

17. If 12/21/2013 is the end of the world, it means that Rajnikanth got bored with humanity - by Pratik Raval

18. A new Nostradamus prophecy has been uncovered. Armageddon & Rajnikanth are one and the same. - by Pratik Raval

19. Lifetime Warranties do not exist because of Rajnikanth. – by Pratik Raval

20. Rajnikanth doesn’t have bad days. Bad days have Rajnikanth - by Pratik Raval

21. Rajnikanth has nicknames for his feet… Hiroshima and Nagaski. - by Pratik Raval

22. When Rajnikanth was born, the only person crying was the doctor. You NEVER slap Rajnikanth. - by Pratik Raval

23. Rajnikanth puts his pants on two legs at a time. - by Pratik Raval

24. Rajnikanth CAN read Lady Gaga’s poker face. – by Pratik Raval

25. Two ghosts were talking.. One consoled other “Don’t fear brother.. there is nothing like Rajnikant” – by Gaurav Sharma

26. Once Bill Gates went to Rajnikant. For what? To ask for DVD of Windows 8. – by Aaruni Parimal

27. No one can wish a happy birthday to Rajjnikanth cause he was here before time existed – by Mrugesh

78. i have got so many rajnikanth jokes on my mobile phone……..dat i dont require a charger now:) - by Neeraj

29. Rajnikant got admission in medical profession. And gave viva exam. In the end he asked the examiner to come back after preparation. - by Sandeep

30. Rajnikant’s daughter lost her virginity. Rajnikant found it and gave it back to her !!! - by ssumanth

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Below are some Republic day sms wishes from Rajnikant jokes in Hindi. Send these Republic day sms wishes from Rajnikant to forr friends and celebrate 26 January in a funny way.

One day Rajnikanth dreamed of buying some land

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That day is know known as republic day of India

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Following is the one of biggest Rajini Jokes collection. You can send these  funny Rajni Jokes to your friends to make them smile.

1.Rajini can lick his elbows.
2. Rajini once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
3. Rajini does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
4. Rajini doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
5. Rajini got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
6. When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajini takes this as a personal insult.
7. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajini could use to kill you, including the room itself.
8. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajini was born.
9. The statement “nobody can cheat death”, is a personal insult to Rajni. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.
10. When Rajni is asked to kill some one he doesn’t know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.
11. Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
12. Rajini knows what women really want.
13. Time and tide wait for Rajini.
14. Rajini sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
15. As a child when Rajini had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet.
16. Rajini collects Honey from his private Moon – HoneyMoon.
17. Rajini can answer a missed call.
18. Rajini doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.

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Following are few Famous and Funny Rajnikanth Messages. Enjoy these Funny Rajnikant Messages and send it to your friens to make them smile.

1. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
2. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
3. There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
4. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
5. Rajinikanth can divide by zero.
6. Rajinikanth can judge a book by it’s cover.
7. Rajinikanth can drown a fish.
8. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
9. Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.
10. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
11. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
12. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
13. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
14. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
15. Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain.
16. Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
17. Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
18. Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
19. Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.
20. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.

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Rajnikant is chased by a gangster. Rajnikant has a revolver but no bullets in it. Rajnikant waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang… the gangster dies…

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In another movie, Rajnikant is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajnikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajnikant!

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