Do parties k Politician behas mE masroof thay,
Dono ne ek dosray ko Qa-El krnay ki nakam kosish ki phir ilzamat per utar aaye,
1st politician:I KNOW, tum kiS K isharay per Nachtay ho?
2nd politician:IDIOT!saysi guftago me mERi B.V kO kyUn include krtay ho?
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
Karachi main Light ka breakdown q hua..?
MQM: Taliban karachi main aa gaye hain.
PPPP: Ye jamhoriyat k khilaf sazish hai.
PML(N): Aaj adliya azad hoti to light na jati.
ANP: Light ki aarh main Pakhtoono ki nasal kashi ki ja rahi hai.
Students: Zaroor FARAZ ne taar kaata hoga 
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated
(Greatness sms messages)
1 Badshah ne apne Wazeer se awam ki bardasht malum karne ko kaha
Saray Log kaam pr jane ke Liey 1 pull pr se guzarte thay
Wazeer ne pull pr se guzarne ka tax lga dya
Mgr koe ehtajaj nahi hua
Wazeer ne tax barha kr 10 guna krdia
Phr bhi koi ehtajaj nahi hua
Wazeer hr tax dene walay ke 10 jutay bhi Lgane ka hukum dia
Aglay din Log Badshah ke Mehal ke bahr jma hogae
Badshah samjha ab ehtajaj hoga
Badshah ne Logo se unka masla pucha?
Jwab aya ke Jutay maarne wala 1 hi admi hay
Lambi Line Lgani parti hay
Kaam pr Late hojate hen
Jutay maarne walo ki tadaad brhaee jae.
Dedicated to
ALL PAKISTANIS.
Mr.Bean went 2 the guiness book’s office 2 check if He’s stil the no.1 comedian.
He came out Angrily Shouting
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Who iz Altaf Hussain.
Iffa awrds nomines r
Mika sngh
Song:dhinka chika dhinka
Snu nigm
Sng: All iz wel
sundhi chohan
Song:shela ki jawani
nd the winr is
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Altaf husan
Song: prde me rhne do prda na uthao.
Ek Bat To Batao Pata Karwa k
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Ye Altaf Bhai Jalsay K Liye Package Konsa Karwata Hai.??
