Pathan ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gaya:
Nurse: Is Mai 10 Tankey Lagenge.
Pathan: Kitna kharcha hoga?
Nurse: 3000
Pathan: Tanka Lagwana Hai.
Karhai Nahi Karwani. 
1 pathan nadee ky kinaray naha rha tha,kay 1 admee aya or us kay kapray choree kr ky bhaag gya.
Pathan ny awaaz de ,O bhai kapre rakh lay magar naswaar tou dy ja,
Pathan1:Tum bike itni taiz kyun chala rahay ho?
Pathan2:Ye khat urgent daina hai.
Pathan1:Kahan?
Pathan2:Addres parhnay ka time nahi hai.
Pthan1:ok go fast.
ek pathan sahab apna dost ka pass 2 gulab jaman lakar ata han.
dost kahta ha khan sahab ap methai b lai han or udas bhi q .
to khan sahab khata han ka yara hamara han 20 years ka bad bacha hoa ha ,
to dost kahta ha ka ya tu khusi ki bat ha apko to pora deba lana tha methai ka,
to khan sahab khata ha yara hama is bat ka apfos ha ka hmra 20 year ka bad bacha hoa wo bhi chota sa.
Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar Ali bahar nikla to dekha k kuch Pathan khushi se Bhangra daal rahay hain.
Ali: Khan g kia hua.
Pathan: Hamara bhai mar gia hy
Ali:To is me khushi ki kia baat hy
Pathan: Log kehtay hain k Pathano ka Dimagh nahi hota jab k hamara Bhai Dimagh k Cancer se mara hy!
Sardar aur Pathan ja rahey thy
un ko 1000rs. ka not mila
Sirdar:
chalo fifty fifty ker letey hain
Pathan:
baqi 900 ka kya kren ge.
Teacher ne Samoking ka nuksan btane k liye 1 keera smoke jar mai dala to wo mar gya.
Teacher:Ap ne kya seekha?
Pathan:
Smoking se pait k keeray mar jate hain.
Pathan ne naswar ki shop kholi
log hans hans k pagal ho gaye
waja?
?
Usne Likhwaya k Khawateen k liye pardey ka khaas Intizam hai.
