If You Fail in Exam:
Mom Says 3 Words “Thora Parh Lete”
Dad Says 3 Words “Ye Nahi Sudhrega”
Lover Says 3 Words “How Could You”
Friend Says 3 Words
Ek Student Ne Paper Diya or End Mai Likha:
Sir Numbers ki Kunji Aapke pas hai
Zara Ziyada Deyde ge to kya Baat Hai.
Phir Master g Ne Likha:
Kitabo k Kunji Tumhre Paas Thi.
Thoora Parh Leyte to Kya Bat Thi.
33 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu.
Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks.
Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks.
Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: “mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?”.
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
Teacher: A C kisi jaga ka nam batao jisse banaya to addmi ne hai magar phir b wo wahan pe ja nahin
saktay?
studenz: Sir LADIES TOILET
“Education is the best friend.
An educated person is respected everywhere.
Education beats the beauty and the youth.”
