Ager wo jan jata meri betabi ka sabab
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^~DOST~^
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To Mujhe us se nahi ,
usey mujh se muhabt hoti….!
Husband apni wife ka janaza le kr ja raha tha,
Janazey k aage 1 kutta or peeche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
1 aadmi aa kr pochta hai
“bhai ye sb kese huwa?
Husband : Is kutte ne kaat liya tha or meri wife mr gayi,
Aadmi : Ye kutta 1 din k liye mujhe de do,
Husband : peeche line mai lag jao.
Kbhi kbhi hi sahi, chawlian toh maara kro,
” Dost “
Chup rehte ho tou Aqalmandi ka Guman hota hai…!!!
Meri hansi ka hisab kon karega
Meri Galti ko Maaf kon karega
AE KHUDA mere dosto ko salamat rakhna
Warna meri shadi mein Munni Badnam Wala Dance kon karega:-)
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to na tha mra chain-o-sakoon..
…SAQI…
“Loot kr ly gya wo kisi anmol khazany ki trha.
“WO Kehta Rehta” hai Bari “Majboorian hain” “waqt ” ki, !!!
‘wasi’
“Saaf Lafzon” mein wo khud
ko “Bewafa” nai kehta…
“FARAZ” Ye kya ho geya hy, Har “DOST” ab kanj0us ho gya hy, Koi nai pochta haal-e-dil “MOHSIN” Lagta hy un ka zameer so geya hy, Pehly to miss call dy diya karty thy “GHALIB” Ab lagta hy mera numbar un sy delete ho geya hy. Is sms ko parh k agar aye msg “IQBAL” TO samjhna k is nazam ka un par asr ho geya hy, Aur agar na aye koi reply to samjh lena “WASI” Dost ab tumhara DHEET Ho gaya hy….
America se 1 pathan Ne Apni Maa ki dead body Pakistan bheji. Jis k saath letter tha k ama ki dead body Aap ko Mil Gai ho Gi,
Ama Ne Jo kapron k ooper 2 Shirts pehni hyn wo bhaiyon k liye,
Left hand me jo Ghari hy wo Baaji k liye,
Jo 5 socks k jory pehny hyn wo sab k liye,
ama k sirhany k nechay jo choclates hyn wo Papu k liye,
ama k balon mai jo ponyan hyn wo Pinki k liey hai or agr ksi or cheez ki zaroorat hui to jldi bata dena abba ki b halat kharab ha.
