Rest of the world
Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.
Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.
Jab teri yad ati hy
To tere sms parh leta hun
Jb tuje dekhna hota hy
To ankhen bund kr leta hn
Jab teri awaz sunni hoto
Raste me kutte ko laat mar deta hun.
God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.
Who Wants 2 B A
MILLIONAIRE
Let’s play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!
Hum chahain aap ko
Aap chahain kisi aur ko
Aap jise chahain khudha karay
Woh chahain kisi aur ko
Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
Look who’s talking – I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
Wife or Husbnd Ghoomne gaye Raste
me GADHA ghas kha rha tha. Wife BOLI-Woh dekho tumara rishtedaar ghas kha raha ha usko salam kro.
Husbnd bola: salam Sasurji.