Aray Ye kia Ho Gaya Mujh se
Oooh!
Shit!!
Aray Ye kia Ho Gaya Mujh se
Aisa Nhn Hona Tha
Boht Bari Galti Ho Gai.
UffALLAH!,,
Itne Busy Insan Ko Msg Send Ho Gya…. ;->
Oooh!
Shit!!
Aray Ye kia Ho Gaya Mujh se
Aisa Nhn Hona Tha
Boht Bari Galti Ho Gai.
UffALLAH!,,
Itne Busy Insan Ko Msg Send Ho Gya…. ;->
Try This Magic . .
Put One MONKEY in your left side,
and Another MONKEY in your right side,
Now, Look at the MIRROR..
You’ll find another MONKEY sitting in the Middle the Magic
Sms By: Ali Hussain
ek buzurg bazar may bethay ro rahe the
kisi nay poocha aap kion rote hain
unho ne kaha log nafarman ho gaye
hain oper wala tauba qabool karna
chahta hay lekin log tauba nahi kartay..
kuch dino baad wohi buzurg
qabristan may bethe ro rahay the
kisi nay poocha aap kion rote hay
aap nay kaha yeh qabar may lete hue
log ab tauba karna chahte hain lekin
oper wala ab tauba qabool karna nahi chahta… !
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Specal TEA
1 ap k Liye
Or
Dosri
B
ap k Liye
Qk
Dono me makhi gir gai thi…
1 bazurg farmty hen k Mai ny 3 logo se zyada bakheel kisi ko nhi paya
1.wo shakhs jo purana kapra pehny jb k us k pas naya kapra ho.
2.Wo shakhs jis k pas khana ho or phr b bhooka rhay.
Phir chup ho gy,
yahan tk k ankhhun mn ansu aa gay,
kisi ne poocha 3sra kaun hy ya hazrat?
Wo buzurg ronay lgay, rotay rotay hichkian bandh gaen.
Aur behosh ho gay.
Phir kaafi dair k baad farmaya
.
.
.
3sra wo js k paas balance r pakag ho or wo phir b msg na kray.
Array diwaaano
mujy pehchano
kaha se aaye?
me ho kon?
me ho kooon
me ho kon
me ho
me ho
number dakh k pata nai chala daffer
Sms By: noor saba
A – U r Attractive
B – U r the Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny
G – U r Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – I’m
J – JOKING
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the
train ruki, khirki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kaha ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA