Suhag raat k baad husband ne apni wife se pucha k kal raat ko kya mahsus kiya? to,,,, wife ne kaha 5 Percnt sharam, 5 Prcnt dard, or 90 Percnt purani yadien,
Ghari aur biwi main kia farq hai?
ek bigarti hai to band hojati hai aur doosri bigarti hai to chaaloo hojati hai.”
Patni tv par match dekh rahi thi, pati smart bankar patni ke pass aaya aur bola,?darling main kaisa lag raha hon?? tabhi patni zor se chilayi ?CHAKKA??
A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan.
Husband:What was THAT for?
Wife:I found a paper in your pocket, with the name Jenny on it.
Husband:I played RACE last week and Jenny was the name of my HORSE.
Wife:Sorry!
Next day the Wife hit him with the Frying Pan AGAIN!
Husband:Why?
Wife:Your Horse PHONED!
