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Category: Husband Wife SMS

Funny MQM Jokes

Wife to Husband:
Aap aaj khana pka rahe hain ya nhi?
Husband: Nahi. na khana pakaon ga na kapre dhoun ga na safai karon ga.
Wife: Ok main MQM office mai fone kr k bol deti hun, k main jalsay mai nahi aa rhi wo waja pochain ge to bata don gi..
Husband: Aray nahi begum main to mazaq kar raha tha tum jao.. :|

(Funny MQM Jokes)

Handbag to the office

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

I too wish that

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

Main maike ja rahi hoon

Wife- Main maike ja rahi hoon,tujhe tallak ki notice bhej dungi! Husbnd-’Ja ja, mithi-mithi batein karke mujhe khush karne Ki koshish mat kar.

1 Aurat Ne New Sim li or Socha

1 Aurat ne New sim li or socha shohar ko surprise dongi,

shohar drawing room main betha tha.

woh kitchen main gai aur shohar ko new number se call ki: “Hello Darling”

shohar ne halki awaz main jawab dia: “tum mjhe plz ba’ad main call karna abi ‘Dainn’ kitchen mein hai.

Jokes on Husband Wife

Wife:
Mene suna hai k Jannat me Mardon ko Hooren milen gi.
To aurton ko kya milay ga?

Husband:

Kuch nahi, Allah sirf mazloom ki sunta hai.

AQalmand Shohar

AQalmand shohar

Wife:
Ap muj sey kitna pyar krte hain?
Husband:
Mai tm se itna pyar krta hun k tumhara jhoota zehr bhi pe sakta hun.
Yaqin na ho to azma lo.

Wife Gana Gaa Rahi Thi

Wife Gana gaa rahi thi
Husband:
Jab tum Gati ho to Lgta he Indra Gandhi ga rhi ho
Wife:
Lekin Usay to Gana hi nahi ata tha

Husband:
Te Anni diye tenu kera anda Ay

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