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Handbag to the office

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

Mobile Pe Bell Bji

4 Dost bathe the, Table pe rakhe Mobiles me se 1 ki bell bji.
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Man: Hello
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BV: Jan I’m in Bazar, kya me 100,000 ka jewellry set le lon?
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Man: Han jan lelo
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BV: Silk sarhi b jo 20,000 ki hy?
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Man: 1 sarhi nahi 2-4 lo
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BV: Ok Dear tumhara Credit Card mere pas hy ushi se le rahi hon
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Man: Han theek hy
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Sare Dost bole: Tu Pagal hy ya tuje charh gai hy.Ya tu hume Nicha dikha raha he k to BV ko kitna chahta hy
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Man: Wo sab choro Ye batao ye Mobile kis ka hai..

Husband Wife Jokes

Husband
shadi se pehly tumhare kitny boyfrends thy?
Wife ne aik lifafa usko pakra dia jis ma moong ki daal k kuch daanay or 150 rupay thy
husband
ye kya hai?
Wife
ma jab bi koi b.f banati thi to is ma ek daana daal deti the
husband daany gin kar
tumhare bus 10 b.f thy?
Phir 150 rupay dekh kar bola
iska kya matlab hai?
Wife
10 din pehle ma ny 1kilo moong ki daal bechi the ye usi k paise hain.

Woman To Doctor

Woman.
Doctor Jab b mera shohar ghar ata hy,
aate hi muje peetna shuru kr deta hay.
Doctor:
Wo junhi ghar aaye,
Tum 15 mint tak dant saaf kia kro.
Woman  kuch din bad:
Doctor Dant saaf krne ka itna fayda hay
k Ab mera shohar muje kuch nai kehta.
Doctor:
Ye fayada dant saaf krne se nai,
zuban band rakhne se hua hey?.

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