Wife to Husband:
Aap aaj khana pka rahe hain ya nhi?
Husband: Nahi. na khana pakaon ga na kapre dhoun ga na safai karon ga.
Wife: Ok main MQM office mai fone kr k bol deti hun, k main jalsay mai nahi aa rhi wo waja pochain ge to bata don gi..
Husband: Aray nahi begum main to mazaq kar raha tha tum jao.. 
(Funny MQM Jokes)
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.
1 Aurat ne New sim li or socha shohar ko surprise dongi,
shohar drawing room main betha tha.
woh kitchen main gai aur shohar ko new number se call ki: “Hello Darling”
shohar ne halki awaz main jawab dia: “tum mjhe plz ba’ad main call karna abi ‘Dainn’ kitchen mein hai.
Wife:
Mene suna hai k Jannat me Mardon ko Hooren milen gi.
To aurton ko kya milay ga?
Husband:
Kuch nahi, Allah sirf mazloom ki sunta hai.
AQalmand shohar
Wife:
Ap muj sey kitna pyar krte hain?
Husband:
Mai tm se itna pyar krta hun k tumhara jhoota zehr bhi pe sakta hun.
Yaqin na ho to azma lo.
Wife Gana gaa rahi thi
Husband:
Jab tum Gati ho to Lgta he Indra Gandhi ga rhi ho
Wife:
Lekin Usay to Gana hi nahi ata tha
Husband:
Te Anni diye tenu kera anda Ay
