Masoom Dhamki:
1 chor chori kar k ghar se ja raha
tha k bache ki aankhh khul geyi
bacha bola:
Mera School Bag Bhi Le ja Kamine
Warna
Shor macha doonga,
Makhi Or Mchar Ki Shadi hoi:
Machar kamre se bahir tehal raha tha us k
dost ne pocha bahir kya kar rahe ho andar jao
Machr:
teri bhabi andar MORTEIN laga k bethi ha.
Sharabi sharab se tang aa gaya aur khali botlain tornay laga
Ek tori
Teri waja se meri nokri chali gai
Doosri tori
Teri waja se mera ghar tabah hua
Teesri tori
Teri waja se mujhy BV chor k chali gai
4th uthayi to wo bhari hui thi
Usay rakh k bola
TU SIDE PE HOJA TERA KOI KASOOR NAHI.
“Jab main 6 saal ka tha to mera baap mujhy
jaib khrch nahi deta tha, phir main ami k sath
sony laga or abou ko ami k pas nahi aany deta tha,
abou majboor ho kar mujy 10 rupy roz deny laga,
siyasat ka ye mera pehla qadam tha.
.
(ASIF ALI ZARDARI)
Meaning of ZARDARI
Zardari (Urdu: زرداری, Sindhi: زرداري) from the Persian compound Zar (زر) + -dâri (
Pathan
ko raste mein 1 chragh mila.
Utha k saaf kia to 1 Jin nikla or kaha
k wo uski 3 wishes puri karega.
Pathan:
Humko aisa Naswar do jo khatam na ho.
1 dum 1 naswar ka packet agaya.
Pathan
ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or aagai.
Jin:
Baqi 2 wishes?
.
Pathan:
Aisa 2 Packet or de do.
Ek Molvi ko kisi ne kaha kia khao gy Halwa ya murghi?
Molvi:
Allah tujhe aisa preshaan kare,
Jis trah tu ne muje preshani me dal dia hai.
1990 INDIAN development bank Ny Mahesh Ambani
ko 2 lakh ka QaRza deny se inkar kia tha,
2001 Ma Mahesh Ambani ne us bank ko kharid liya.
Aaj 7.April .2012 ko U FONE Walon ne mere 15 rupay ka Loan Reject kia hai.
.
(.”)
<II> BSs hun
/ \ Wekhho.
.
ethay Hondaa ki AE.
Nafrat na karna kabhi humse
Hum seh nhi paenge
Bs 1 bar keh dena k zarurat nahi Apki,
Apko peetne ghar tak chale aenge
(,”)/ “”drwaza
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