Today is Underwear Day
Tumne ajj konsi underwear pahni hain
Tell me the colour
No reply means……
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no underwear
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Reply with the colour soon 
1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
1 Larka Saamne Se Aaya Dono’n Bilkul Paas Aa Gaye
Larka Side Pe ho Gya Aur Larki Chali Gayi
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Moral :
Har Koi Tumhari Terha Begairat nahi Hota …
Usne Mere hath ki lakeerain dekhin
or pir Hans kar kaha !!!
Tujhe Zindagi me Sab kuch milega,
Sivaay
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Cheeni Ke
ARZ KIYA HAI:
Darakht Hilao to Patte Hilte hain
Wah Wah
Darakht Hilao to Patte Hilte hain
Teri GAND maarun to TATTE Hilte hain…
ARZ KIYA HAI:
Darakht Hilao to Patte Hilte hain
Wah Wah
Darakht Hilao to Patte Hilte hain
Teri GAND maarun to TATTE Hilte hain…
Pyar ki raasmon ko ye zamana kia jane
dil ka dard dil torne wala kia jane
hoti hai kitni mehnt ek larki phsane main
ye ghar pe bethi uski AMMA kia jane??
Oye Rok Do Mere JANAZE Ko ZALiMO,
Mujh Mein nayee JAAN Aa Rahi Hai,
PiCHEY Mur k Dekho SAALON,
Bachiyon se bhari MEHRAN Aa rahi hai
Beghair Mirchon ka salan paka liya maine
Ki ek goongi ko apna bana liya maine
Kisi ne dekh liya jab bhi uske photo ko
To sherwani me fauran chupa liya maine
