Aik Sheikh nay Mithai ki Dukan kholi.
Dukan k Bahar ishtahar Lagaya.
“aik adad Mulazim ki zaroorat hay,
jo
Shugar ka mareez ho!”
Hum gaye thay un k ghar,
Kehna tha dil sey dil mila lo,
Unki ammi ney khola darvaza,
.
.
Hum ghabra k bolay,
.
.
Bacho ko POLIO k qatray pilwa lo.
Main umar bhar jis larki ko chahta raha.
Aaj us k bachy mujhse kahty hain?
.
.
.
.
Papa humain school chor aain.
JANI:
Har koi teri tarha Mamu nai banta.
JIS TRAH AIK MACH’HR MARNE SE
AAP SHIKARI NAHI BAN JAO GE?
THEAK USI TRAH DO,TEEN MSG KERNEY
SE AAP BHIKARI NAHI BAN JAO GE
MANA K BAREY KANJOOS HO TUM
PAR
IS RAQAM KO BACHA KAR TUM ZARDARI NHI BAN JAO GE.
Katrina:
Mai Tuhmare liye sub chor dungi.
Salman:
Ammi Abbu?
Katrina:
jee
Salman:
Khana pina
Katrina:
jee
Salman:
Friends?
Katrina:
jee
Salman:
“Jo ye msg parh raha hai us”
ko Bhi?
Katrina:
Zuban sambal ke baat kar Salman !
.
.
Woh Mera bhai hai.
1 Shiekh ny apni hony wali biwi’ sy kaha:
“Tumhein engagment par kya du?”
Larki:
“Mujhy 1 Ring dy dena”
Sheikh:
“Mobile pr ya P.T.C.L pr.
Pathan proposed a girl with romantic poetry.
“Bakra mar geya larai me!
Khan pagal he teri judai me.
Pani me machar tair nahi sakta
Ye Khan tere bin reh nahi sakta.
Mujhy aisy chor k na ja meri jaan
I am not terorrist,My name is khan.
Dheery dheery apna bana geya koi.
Pyar k suhany sapnay dikha geya koi.
Ay ALLAH!
Yeh Schi muhabt hy
ya.
Phir se Choona laga geya koi.
