SRDAR:
Dr sab:tusi kehya C k subha game khedan nal sehat changi rendi A,
Per meno te koi farq ni piya
Dr:tusi kiri game khelday 0
Srdar:mobile te sap aali.
Sardar:Yar kal main Tennu kinni wari Cal keti par tu Phone nai chukya
SHEIKH:Kyn chukan?
Jera main 25
Rupay da gana
Lugwaya A
O tera Peo
Sunay ga?
2 admi motor cycle par pankha ly kar ja rahe they ,
Ek sardar ne dekh liya or 500 ki texi karwai or un ke pichey lag gya,
Kuch fasle par un ko roka or donon ko 1,1 lagai or bola,
bijli agy nai labdi tusi sakootaran te vi pakhey laey hoay ney!
Ek sardar apne dost ki barat k sth gya,par zakhmi ho k aya.
Ksi ne waja puchi to bola:
Barat me Dulhe k bap ne awaz lagai,”me munday da abba,kithe kuri da abba?”
Kuri ka baap utha or un dono ne aps me pagrian change kar li.
Phir 1 or admi ne awaz lagai,”me munde da chacha,kithay kuri da chacha?”
Uno ne kameez change kar li
Os k bad mujse raha na gya,mene kaha,me munde da YAR,kithay kuri da YAR?
Bus fair danday,sotay te jutian change hoiyan:
1 sardar ji ki shadi hui.
Rukhsati k waqt dulhan pehle maa k galay lag k roi,
Phir baap k,
phir bhai aor behan k galay lag k roi.
Sardar ji ne dulhan le jane se inkar kr dia or kaha
“aey twade kolon chup nai hondi te mere kolon kinj howe gi.
Teacher to Sardar: Ur son is fail, see his report:
English-6
Maths-7
Social Studies-4
Science-8
Total-25
Sardar: TOTAL vich te kamal e kr dita. Is subject di te tution v nai rakhwai c… 
Aik SARDAR Daanton par NELI Siyahi laga kar ja raha tha.
Kisi nay poocha ye kya hai.
SARDAR KHUSHI say bola:
“O Pa Ji,Aj Kal BLUETOOTH ka Zamana hai !”
Sardar apni behan pinki k ghar gaya or bell di ander sy..
Pinki boli : kon
Sardar: Main
Pinki: Main kon
Sardar: Tu pinki hor kon, pagal jayi.
