Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: “Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.”

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Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

Dr. Santa and Engineer Banta loved same girl.
Er. Banta started giving an apple 2 d girl everyday.
Dr. Santa: Why?
Er. Banta: An apple a day keeps d doctor away!

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Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?
The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS

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Why did the Grammer teacher slap Santa’s Son?
B’coz he asked: Why is BRA Singular, when it covers 2 items n PANTIES Plural when it Covers one item?

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Santa on long tour asks Banta 2 inform if anything unusual haoens at home.
Banta SMSs after a month: Man who comes 2 Screw Ur Wife daily, didnt come today.

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Banta: Do u know why women starts with `W`?
Santa: Bcoz all questions start with `W`.

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Santa: Madam this panty & this bra will look nice on U.
Lady: How can U be so sure?
Santa: I’have done diploma in interior designing.

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