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Category: Pathan SMS

Pthan Mujhy Pagal Samjha Hai

Admi Bakriyan Chara Raha Tha,
Pathan:
Ye Bakriyan Kahn Le Ja Rahe Ho?
Admi:
Inhen School Chorny Ja Raha Hun
Pthan:
Mujhy Pagal Samjha Hai?
.
.
.
Aaj To Itwar Hai.



1 Pathan Hajj pe geya aur

1 Pathan Hajj pe geya aur ro ro k dua mangny laga.
“Ya Allah! Mere sarey gunah muaf kar de
Ya phir!,
!
!
Mere 2 lakh jo Hajj pe lagy hyn wapis kr dy.

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Pathan To Friend

Pthan:
Yaar Mai 2 Mushkilon Mai Phans Gia Hon
Friend:
Wo Kon si
Pathan:
BV Makeup Karay To Kharcha Naqabil e Bardasht
OR
Na Karay To BV Naqabil e Brdasht

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Pathan To Wife

PATHAN:
Drakht k upar ulta ltka hua tha
\    /
|  |
/(.”.)\

Wife:
Tum drakht par Q latka hai?
Pthan:
Sar drd ki goli kaai thi kahin pait me na chli jae

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Sardar to pathan

Sardar to pathan!
yar jahaz jab chlta hai to us ka
darwaza q band hota hai?
pathan”
kafi dair sochny k bad.
yar koi (juice) wala na char jay.

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Teacher Pathan Studnt se

Teacher Pathan Studnt se:
batao pakistan ka jhanda sab se pahlay kahan lagaya gaya,

Pathan:
Danday me

(‘,’)/
<))
_/\_Oe hoye pathan k pass bhi dimagh hai.

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1 Aadmi TeleScope Se Aasman

1 Aadmi TeleScope Se Aasman Dekh Raha Tha
PATHAN B Usy Dehaan Se Dekhne Laga
Achanak 1 Tara Toota
PATHAN Zor Se Chilaya:
“Wah ustad Kya Nishana Lagaya Hai.

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Pathan Ko 1 Chragh Mila

Pathan
ko raste mein 1 chragh mila.
Utha k saaf kia to 1 Jin nikla or kaha
k wo uski 3 wishes puri karega.
Pathan:
Humko aisa Naswar do jo khatam na ho.
1 dum 1 naswar ka packet agaya.
Pathan
ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or aagai.
Jin:
Baqi 2 wishes?
.
Pathan:
Aisa 2 Packet or de do.

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