Sardar:Tum shadi shuda ho?
Pathan: Han, humara aurat say shadi hua ha
Sardar: Bewakuf, to kia mard se b shadi hoti ha
Pathan:Han humara bahen ka hua ha.

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Ek pathan dost sy
Yara pehly
30saal tk Humara koi olad
Ni hua.,
Dost:To phir tum ny kya kiya.?
Pathan phir yara hum ny
Shadi kiya to aulad hua.,

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Daaku: pathan k ghar gus giya aur bola
jaldi batao SONA kahan he?
Pathan: Pagal ka bacha itna bara ghar he,
kahin b so jao Hamen uthane ki kia zarurat thi.

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Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.
Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se amaaameri pehn k ghom rahe ho;-)

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Pathan U.K gaya
Airport officer ne naam pocha

Pathan:
Umar Daraz Khan

Officer:
English mei bolo

Pathan kuch dair sochny k baad:
Long Life Khan

peche sardar khara tha
wo bola:
I m beautiful red underwear

officer:
what?

sardar:
mera naam hai
Sundar Laal Chadda.:

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pathan: Ye bkra kitne ka he?

Aadmi: 38,000 Ka!

Pathan heran ho kr:
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Kiun camre wala hai kya??

1 pathan ka english ki class mai  pad nikal gia,

Teacher: wats this ?
Pathan : This is Back ground music .

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1 cheeni hospital me tha.
1 pathan us ko dekhne gaya. Cheeni ne kaha,

“CHING CHONG MOU CHU CHA”

or mar gaya.

Pathan ne socha k koi raz bataya hai wo in lafzon ka matlab maloom krne k liye China gaya.

In lafzo ka matlab ye tha,

“KUTTAY K BACHAY OXIGEN K PIPE SE PAIR HATA.

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