Admi Pepsi ka glass samnay rakh k ghamzada betha tha.
Dost aa k sath betha
usko thapki di aur glass utha k
aik he ghoont may pi k bola:
Suna Jigar! udas kyon hay?
Dost:
yar aj to din hi bura hay.
Subha bv se jhagra ho gaya, wo chor k chali gai
Rastay may gari kharab ho gai,
Daftar late pohancha
to
Boss ne nokri se nikal dia,
wapsi pe challan hogaya,
ab
khudkushi k liye Zeher peenay laga tha
Wo glass
Tu pee gaya,
apna to din hi bura hay.

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HEART T0UCH!NG  ST0RY
A b0y l0ved a girl but never pr0p0sed her. 0ne day he
decided t0 tell her at 1:00 am at night.
He type:
“i L0VE y0u”
And sent !t, after a few sec0nds he g0t a msg but he decided t0 see it the next day f0r surprise and slept.
Next day, he read the msg and becme s0 sh0ckd bcoz
!t was wr!tten:
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Dear cust0mer, msg sndng failed due t0
insuficient balnce. Please recharge ur acc0unt.

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Jidher daikho ishq k bemar baithy hain,
Hazaro mar gaye lakhon bemar baithy hain,
Barbad kar k apni taleem ko girls k pechy,
Phir kehty hain nokri laga do berozgar baithy hain.

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Ye zrori to nahi k aag se jal jaye insan,
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Kuch log to mera style dekh k bhi jal jaty hen..

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O my God !!

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Jab bachcha paida hota hy to saray
khandaan walay usay daikhnay aatay hain.
Bachchay ka baap kehta hai:
“meray betay ka chehra to meray pay gya hai.”
Chacha kehta hai:
“is k hath paon tou bilkul meray par gaey hain.”
Maa kehti hai:
“iss ki naak meray pay gai hai.”
Mamu kehta hai:
“is k kaan meray par gaey hain.”
Phir jab wohi bacha thora bara ho k sharartain krta hai tou
saray khandan walay kehtay hain:
“Pata nai haraam da kiday tay gaya wa.

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Altaaf Hussain jab school gaye
to maths teacher ne pocha:
Mere paas 4 apples hain,
5 bchon main kaisay tqseem karon?
.
ALTAAF Hussain
.
1 bchay ko goli mar do.

Cho sho mi cha ri sha mi choo rash ti ta she rash.
Samj i?
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Nai..?
China se msg aya hy k Kanjro saday kolon bijli ly lo.

Ek Larka Ghar Dair Se Lauta.
Maa:
Kahan Thay?
Beta:
Emotional film Dekhne Gaya Tha ”MAA DA PYAR”.
Maa:
Ab ander Ja k Action Film Dekh.
”ABBAY Di MAAR”.

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