Veena malik se aik programme me pucha k aap subah uth ker sbse pehle kia kerti hain??

Veena Malik:apne ghar jati h0

Boy: P Lu tere niley niley naino ki shbnam P Lu

tere gile-gile hoton se Srgam GaL:

In Dono k Beech me Nak b Atih waha se b kuch kha p le Bhukhe.:p

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a stupid gay thought that lol.. means :-
“lots of love”
so he send followin text 2 his gf..:
ur d only girl in my lyf..
lol….:)

(Meaning of lol sms is sublitted by: Umang )

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Wo aai aur kuch esa kaam kar gayi,

bhari mehfil me hume badnam kar gayi,

are esi nigaho se dekha usne hume,

saali apni yado ka gulam kar gayi.

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Following are few most famous Mazaya sms in Urdu and Hindi . Send these Mazaya sms in Urdu and Hindi to your friends and make them smile.

Aik Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi
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Aik aadmi ne hairat sa Car ki khrab halat py ghor kiya, usay Car men koi cheez theek na lagi to usne paas khray aik Aadmi se poocha:
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Bhai is khtaara Car men aisi kon C khoobi hai k is ka itna daam lag rha hai?
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Admi bola: Janab ab tak iss Car k 10 haadsey ho chukay hen,
aur hairat ki baat ye hai k hr haadsey men sirf or sirf “Bv” ki hi maut hui hai…
Aadmi: ohhh…. aisi baat hain to 40 lakh….:)

“Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe ho aur haar maan lay woh?
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“AQALMAND”

“Aisa shakhs jo ghalti pe na ho magar phir bhi haar maan lay woh?
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“HUSBAND” . .

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Funny Bill Gates Quotes sms messages will defiantly make you smile . We have the best Funny Bill Gates Quotes sms messages online.

• “Microsoft Products are Generally Bug Free”
  – Bill Gates

• “There are people who don’t like capitalism, and there are people who don’t like PCs, but there’s no one who likes the PC who doesn’t like Microsoft.”
  – Bill Gates

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Following is the latest and new funny kolaveri Di Sms Jokes collection in Hindi and English. Funny kolaveri Di Sms Jokes will make you smile and you can send these to your friends and family members for fun.

Students Kolaveri D Version..
Hand-La Book-U, Book La Stuff-U, Eyes Full Aa Tear-U..
Empty Mind-U, Exam Come-U, Life Reverse Gear-U..
God I M Dyin Nau, Prof Is Happy How-U..
This-U Song-U 4 Students-U, We Dont Hav A Choice-U.. Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di

Thank God Kolaveri Di song was sung by Dhanush.
If it was sung by his father in law Rajnikanth,
it would have been our national anthem.

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