PYAR ek samandar ki tarhan hai.or har samandar main nahane ka alag alag hi maza hota hai.to sub se pyar lena chaiye.
William Nargis!
UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
When girls wear tight fittings
Neither they are
Comfortable
Nor
Boys are comfortable… !!
New style of proposing
Boy: can I take a photo.
Girl: why?
Boy: Just wanted to show my children
how their mom looked in her younger age
Old man school k principal se:
Zara rizwan ko buladein
Principal: Aap kon?
Old man: Mai uska dada
Principal:
Wo chutti leker ap k janaze me sharik hone gaya hai
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.
aj pink panther ki barsi hai,us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen , main ne apna farz poora kar diay ,ab ap ki bari hay
Ek bus mein larkon aur ladkiyon ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko hara kar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
New married Larki se uski saheli ne pucha
Honey Moon manane kahan gaye thy?
Larki : Islamabad, Lahore, Muree
Saheli : kia kia dheka?
Larki : Chatt aur Pankha
