engineering day sms messages & engineering day wishes & Quotes. Funny E day (Engineering day sms text messages) for your engineer friends. We have the latest collection of Engineering day sms messages.

• Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems
  handily available, then they will create their own problems.
  Happy Engineers Day India

• Business is not just doing deals; business is having great products
  doing great engineering, and providing tremendous service to customers.
  Finally, business is a cobweb of human relationships
  Wish u very Happy Engineering Day

• Pre-Engineering wale marty nahi,
  zinda dafnay jate hain
  her ek paper mein buri tarha tarpai jate hain
  koi khol k tu dekhte kafan ko un k
  Qabar mein bhi 5 yearz solve karte pai jate hain

• Engineering college student: Rehne ki yahan sabki aukat nahi hoti
  bina beer aur daaru ke yahan raat nahi hoti ye engineering college
  hai mere dost yahan bina maa bahan ke bat nahi hoti.

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Teacher : U failure !

At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class

Student : Mind u, Sir,

but at ur age hitler commited suicide

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Happy kick day quotes and quotations is the best way to kick your friends. Send funny Happy kick day quotes and quotations to everyone from smsrozana.com biggest slap day sms messages collection.

kicking it all over the shop

We’ve been playing ugly. Without all of our bodies, we’ve been kicking it all over the shop, but fortunately we’ve been able to make the big buckets and rely on our defense for once.
Happy kick day

kicking seven martial arts

When you’re dead weight, in the right position, you win. And in reality, you wouldn’t see someone my size kicking seven martial arts experts and winning.
Happy kick day

We’re kicking butt

Women are dominating the charts, and women are doing it for themselves. We’re kicking butt and taking no prisoners.
Happy kick day

kicking ass for centuries

Women have been kicking ass for centuries.
Happy kick day

old-fashioned rump kicking

You just witnessed an old-fashioned rump kicking.
Happy kick day

arse kicking contest

You’re about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
Happy kick day

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School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega…!

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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge..

Ab Tere sms me wo Zoq-e-MuhabBat nai Rahi
Dost

Lagta hai Tere sath b koi Bachi set hogai
(‘,’)/ Sale Bachi k
/ }{ chakkar
|>me Dosto ko bhol geya

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Duniya kA Sabse Bara Atangwadi Hamla..

“Kisi kA mObile lo,
Phone Book & InbOx me ja k ‘Delete all’
kar dO..
Phir uska chehra dekhO
Or
thOra sa Muskura dO.

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2 habshi aur aik pakistani ja rhy thy. un ko pari mili, us ny kaha mein t0m sub ki aik aik wish p0ri karo gi.
Pahla habshi..
mjy g0ra kar do.pari ny usy g0ra kar diya
D0sara habshi.

mjy bi g0ra kar do, pari ny usy bi g0ra kar diya.
Pakistani khara hans raha tha, pari ny us sy kaha hanso mat apni wish btao.
Pakistani..in dono ko phir kala kar do.
hahahahahaha.
Geo Pakistani.

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