Entire insurance
Wife: If I removed the cook & make the food myself 4 a month,what will u pay me?
Husband: I don’t have 2 pay u, u will get my entire insurance amount.;-)
Wife: If I removed the cook & make the food myself 4 a month,what will u pay me?
Husband: I don’t have 2 pay u, u will get my entire insurance amount.;-)
Women Marry Men Hoping that They Will Change,
Men Marry Women Hoping that They Will Not..
Un4tunately It Happens in Contrast &
Ultimately Each 1 Gets Disappointed..
Fairy: (To A 60 Year Old Couple) I Will Grant You Each A Wish. Wife: I Want To Travel Around The World With My Husband. The Fairy Waved Her Magic Wand & ‘POOF’ Two Tickets Appeared In Her Hands. Husband: I Wish To Have A Wife of 30 Years…
Husband & Wife me Jhagra hua to Wife ne apni Maa ko fone kya:
me ap k ghar arahi hu
Maa boli:
usy apne kiye ki saza milni chahye
tum wahin raho me aa rahi hon
Women live a better,
longer & peaceful life.. !!
Why?
Very simple…..
A woman does not have a wife !!!!
A Sad girl was sitting with her husband
Husband: U r d second most beautiful girl, I’ve ever seen.
Girl: Who’s the first?
Husband: It’s YOU When u smile.
Wife: Jaanu kash app sms hote, mai apko save karti, jab chahe padhti
Husband: kanjoos save hi karke rakhti ya apni kisi saheli ko forward bhi karti?
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish(rain) shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.