Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.
1 Aurat ne New sim li or socha shohar ko surprise dongi,
shohar drawing room main betha tha.
woh kitchen main gai aur shohar ko new number se call ki: “Hello Darling”
shohar ne halki awaz main jawab dia: “tum mjhe plz ba’ad main call karna abi ‘Dainn’ kitchen mein hai.
Wife:
Mene suna hai k Jannat me Mardon ko Hooren milen gi.
To aurton ko kya milay ga?
Husband:
Kuch nahi, Allah sirf mazloom ki sunta hai.
AQalmand shohar
Wife:
Ap muj sey kitna pyar krte hain?
Husband:
Mai tm se itna pyar krta hun k tumhara jhoota zehr bhi pe sakta hun.
Yaqin na ho to azma lo.
Wife Gana gaa rahi thi
Husband:
Jab tum Gati ho to Lgta he Indra Gandhi ga rhi ho
Wife:
Lekin Usay to Gana hi nahi ata tha
Husband:
Te Anni diye tenu kera anda Ay
4 Dost bathe the, Table pe rakhe Mobiles me se 1 ki bell bji.
.
Man: Hello
.
BV: Jan I’m in Bazar, kya me 100,000 ka jewellry set le lon?
.
Man: Han jan lelo
.
BV: Silk sarhi b jo 20,000 ki hy?
.
Man: 1 sarhi nahi 2-4 lo
.
BV: Ok Dear tumhara Credit Card mere pas hy ushi se le rahi hon
.
Man: Han theek hy
.
Sare Dost bole: Tu Pagal hy ya tuje charh gai hy.Ya tu hume Nicha dikha raha he k to BV ko kitna chahta hy
.
Man: Wo sab choro Ye batao ye Mobile kis ka hai..
Husband
shadi se pehly tumhare kitny boyfrends thy?
Wife ne aik lifafa usko pakra dia jis ma moong ki daal k kuch daanay or 150 rupay thy
husband
ye kya hai?
Wife
ma jab bi koi b.f banati thi to is ma ek daana daal deti the
husband daany gin kar
tumhare bus 10 b.f thy?
Phir 150 rupay dekh kar bola
iska kya matlab hai?
Wife
10 din pehle ma ny 1kilo moong ki daal bechi the ye usi k paise hain.
