Maine Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha k
PARDAY Me Raha Karo Jaan,
Us Ne Police Ko Keh Diya
My Boy Friend Is TaaLiBaaN.!
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_/” /_khair.
Girl 1: I’m in love.
Girl2: who’s he?
Girl3: kia karta he?
Girl4: dikhnay main kesa he?
Ggirl5: height kitni he?
Girl6: is he rich?
Girl7: khayal karna he can be a bad guy.
Girl1: ok
Now same situation with boys.
.
Boy1: i’m in love
B2: bhai treat
B3: bhai treat
B4: bhai treat
B5: bhai treat
B6: bhai treat
B7: bhai treat.
“Boys ka common sense zero hota hy
Kaisay?
Gents toilet me likh ker ayenge
‘UZMA I Love U’
Ab kya uzma wahan parhne jayegi?
An intersting poem.
O gal kardi muskurai ,
Asi samjhey kuri line tey aai.
Fir usne sady number di mang pai,
Asi v apni sari yari us ty lutai .
Fir us ne apni ammi sady nal milai,
Fir pata nai sade dil wich ki aai.
Asi nal ly gy apna bhai,
Pata nai veer nay ki kahani pai.
Aj o kuri ay sadi parjai.
Moral of story!
Apni girlfriend Ko bhai or dost ki pohanch se door rakhiye.
Boy 2 girl:
I love u
Girl:
I m engagd vd someone n i have a boyfriend too!
Boy:
(after thinkng a lot)
.
.
.
.
.
DEKH LE AGAR KAHEIN ADJUST HOTA HON TO
How the Boys text after Hurting their girlfrndz:
1st Hour: Sory
2nd Hour: Sory plz!
3rd Hour: Just talk 2 me once Dear
4th Hour: Plz listen jaan
5th Hour: Plz itna naraz mat ho
6th Hour: Im sory i wil die agar tumne bat nai ki
7th Hour: Dafa ho!100-Larkiyan Ghumti hai tere jesi.
Sar pe he charh gae, mar kahin ja k.
Girl: Sorry DEAR..i was out of credit
Boy:
OöPs:-P.. its ok, luv u jaan!.
Girl Boy on DATE in PRADO,
Mene tum se 1 Bat Chupai He
Girl:
konsi Bat?
Boy:
Im Married
Girl:
Tum ne To Dara Hi Diya,
Me Samji PRADO tumhari Nahi hai.
Rastay main khari
2 larkiyan jhagar rahi then
Pehli
Main je tenu thapar maarya na tu Amrika ja k digen gi
Dosri
Main jai tenu thapar maarya te tu ‘U.K’ ja digen gi
Qareeb se 1 marasi guzar raha tha
ruk kar bola
Baji 1 choti jai muki menu v maar dayo
main naal walay pind jana aa.
