Aik mazloom larky ki faryaad.
Give me some sunshine Give me some rain
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Give me some other girl’s number
I m single once again.
A boy said:
i love u to a girl ..
But girl replied :
s0ry i love sum 1 else.
The b0y in sad m00d l0oked at the girl and said:
Bataon teri ammi ko ?
Girl:
Wat do u like in me ?
Boy:
Those two white big balls having black dots on it..
Girl: Whatttttttttttt?
Boy:Yesssss i like ur eyes.
Who r BOYs ?
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Woh Jo Hell mein Bhi milein To Kahein
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ABEY Shaitan KI BETI DEKHI .
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Mast dikhti hai YAR
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Who r girls ?
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Goes 2 heaven & say
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Woh pari ki nail polish dekhi
.
How Cheap na.
There are basically 7
TYPES OF GIRLS
1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.
2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you
turn her off.
3. SCREENSAVER Girls:
just for looking.
4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.
5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.
6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.
7. VIRUS:These type of girls are
normally called ‘WIFE’
once enters in your system don’t leave
even after format.
Girl to his boy friend:
“Kya tum meray liye chand taray toor kar la saktay ho?”
Boy:
“Tu chan taaryan di gal karni ae, log mainu amrood ni toran dendy!”
B0y:
Mera Dil Mobile Hai Aur Tum Uski Sim Ho.
Girl:
Aik Bat Poocho ?
Boy:
Ha Poocho.
Girl:
Tumhara
Mobile Dual Sim Wala Tu Nahi Hai ?
Sms By: Ammar
Newton 2nd law of ishq:
A boy in love with a girl continue to be in love with her
and
girl in love with a boy continue to be in love with him,
untill or unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) come in to play and break the legs of the boy.
