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Budha Budhi Ki Kahani

“Budha Budhi Ki Kahani
.
1 budha aya
7 me 1 budhiya laya
.
Hotel me ja k waiter ko bulaya
Dono ne apna-apna order mangaya
.
Pehle budhe ne khaya
budhiya ne pankha hilaya
.
Fir budhiya ne khaya
budhe ne pankha hilaya
.
Ye dekh k Waiter sharmaya or usne farmaya
.
Ae Laila Majnu k Maa Baap
Tum dono me itna pyar hy to khana 1 sath Q nhi khaya
.
Is pr budhe ne farmaya
‘Jaani’ tera sawal to nek hy
.
Par hamare pas Daanto ka set sirf ek hy!

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