A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
Similar sms messages:
- Kya kr rahe ho
Wife:Kya kr rahe ho? Man:Makhiya maar rha hu Wife:Kitni mari? Man:3 male aur 2 female Wife:Kaise malum? Man:Kyonki 3 daru ki botl se chipki thi or 2 phn se.
- I too wish that
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands allday. Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.
- Marriage is an alliance
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open.