Sms Rozana

Aik FAQEER nay ghar k bahir se Awaz lagayi:

Babu ji roti milegi?

Andar se awaz ayi:

“Biwi ghar per nahi hai”

FAQEER:

Main ny Roti laine hai

“CHUMMI” nahi.

.”Usy Apni Zid Ki Fikr Thi”.

.”Mujhy Apni Anaa Ka Khayal Tha”.

..”Na Mil Sky Hum Phir Kabi”..

..”Wo Hamri “MOHABATON” Ka Zawaal Tha”..

..”Mere Liye Uska Saath Hi Sab Kuch Tha”..

..”Uss K Liye Yeh Sab Mazak Tha”

..”Usy Manzilo Ki Fikr Thi”

“Or Yahan Meri Zindagi Ka Sawaal Tha.

I WANT A Kiss

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O HELLO

Koi ghlut matlab na nikalna

Do u know What is the meaning of kiss?

K:KOI

I :INTRESTING

S: SMS

S: SEND KARO

S0 kiss me jalde

Mamu faraz kehte hain,

Bukhar hua mjhe mein ne baba se kaha mjh pe dum kr do

wh wh wh

Bukhar hua mjhe mein ne baba se kaha mjh pe dm krdo

Kis ne kaha tha pepsi pe 5 rpy kam krdo??

1 Nurse ka Mangaitar usay bari hasrat se:

“Jaanu kash mujhe koi haadsa paish aata to main tumhare ward main admit hota, Tum meri khidmat karti aur main jaldi theek ho jata”,

Nurse: Jaan tumhe mere paas koi hadsa nahi balkay moujza hi la sakta hai, kyon k main DELIVERY ward main hoti hoon ….

Jab insan dastarkhan par aftari ka saman bicha kar azan ka intezar karta he to

ALLAH TALA bare fakhhar se farishton se farmate hen ke dekho mere bande ke samne mukhtalif kisam ke khorak or pine ki chizen pari hen lekin wo mere khof se nahi kha raha.

Tab ALLAH TALA insan se frmate hen aye mere bande mang aj me teri har dua kabool karunga.

Azan se pehle dastarkhan par mangi hui dua kabool hoti hai.

So plz dua kijiye apne liye apne piyaron keliye.

“Eid card for” my “£ovely Friend”

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MUBARAK
ADVANCE 13 days before
Phir na kehna k Eid card nhi bheja…

A beautiful lady sitting on a bench in a PARK!

FAQER:Hi darling! So u r in the mood 2 hve some romance?

Lady:How dare u?

Faqer:Den wht r u doing on my bed

Kya bharosa hai zindagani ka

Insan bul bula hai pani ka

Jee rahe hain kapre badal badal kr

1 Din 1 kapre me le jaenge kandhe badal-badal kr.

Parwrdigar.
Main Badkar Hoon
Khatakar Hoon
Lekin Tery Karm ka Talabgar Hoon
Teri Bakhshish ka Umedwar Hoon
Mujhy Mangna nahi ata, Tujhy to Dena ata hy, Siyah’kar hoon, Mgr hon to Tera hi Banda,
Kahan jaon ga, Agr Teri Rehmat chin gai.?
Gunahgar sahi, Lekin Mry Sary Gunah Mil kr b Teri Rehmat sy Bary nahi,
Tery Khzany la-Mehdud hain, Rehm Frma Mujh pr, Mery Ghar wolon pr,
Dost Aahbab pr Or Us pr b Jisney Ye dua Likhi, Bheji, Parhi aur phelai.
(Ameen)